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Title: Storms
Author: ardvari
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Original (f/f)
A/N: Oh look! Smut! Thanks to princessklutz04 for the beta... And Lindsay did like to please... :p

( Storms )

Title: Paws
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Original (f/f)
Disclaimer: Mine, all mine.
Author's Notes: Inspired by the general behavior of cats. This, however, is not how Elphie behaves. Elphie's a paw fetishist. :p Thanks to princessklutz04 for the beta.

( Paws )

Title: Memories
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Original (f/f)
Disclaimer: They're all mine. :)
A/N: If you've never been to the Pacific North West, you should go. It's inspiring. Thanks to princessklutz04 for the beta and the icon.

( Memories )

Title: Canvas
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Original (f/f)
Author's notes: I have a slight obsession with paper cranes as of late. Also, I'd like to place a semicolon in its correct place in a sentence just once in my life. That would allow me to die happily. Thanks to princessklutz04, who betaed and helped me put the semicolons where they belong.

( Canvas )

Title: Precipitation
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Original
A/N: This is another short Lindsay/ Jamie story. According to princessklutz04, my amazing beta, my imagery has returned. *squee* But- you be the judge of that! :p

( Precipitation )

Title: Rubber Duckies
Author: ardvari
Pairing: Original (f/f)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Characters are all mine. Mine, mine, mine.
A/N: After verifying with my beta, I hereby announce that “to oof” is an actual word. Here’s its definition: "to oof"= verb. A word being uttered when someone defenestrates (this word is derived from the French word “fenêtre”, which means “window”) someone else. Despite extensive research we were unable to unearth the etymology of the word “oof”, which is not to say that it is not valid. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Thanks to princessklutz04 for the beta! :)

( Rubber Duckies )

Title: Miles and miles
Author: ardvari
Pairing: Original (f/f)
Rating: PG
A/N: This has been percolating in my head for a while, and today I was finally able to get it down on paper. Thanks to princessklutz04 for being my awesome beta.

( Miles and miles )

Title: Baking Traditions
Author: ardvari
Pairing: Sara/Sofia
Rating: PG-13
A/N: More food-inspired Sassy. Thanks to shatterpath for the beta and the title. Kinda goes with my last story. I love writing snippets for these two. :) I do have the recipes for the cookies and the mulled wine if anyone wants them. End of the random A/N.

( Baking Traditions )

Title: New Traditions
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sara/Sofia
A/N: There seems to be a food theme in my writing lately... must be the season. 'tis short, this story. Thanks to ariestess for the beta! :)

( New Traditions )

Title: Kitchin' Witchin'
Author: Ardvari
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sara/Sofia
A/N: I haven't written in eight months. Eight. Months. Gah! Today I swatted the cat with the muse beating spoon (she tried to abscond with said spoon) and Bam! There was the idea. The cat also proceeded to lay on my arm as I wrote so I'm thinking she contributed hugely to this. Thanks to shatterpath for making, hands down, the BEST icing on the planet, and for the beta. :)

( Kitchin' Witchin' )

Title: Prank
Author: ardvari
Rating: R
Pairing: Sara/ Sofia
A/N: ariestess told me about how they had dildos sitting on a hill outside of her work and my muses ran off with the idea... what can I say?
Thanks to: shatterpath for the beta!

( Prank )

Title: Morrighan
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Inspired by this picture and shirt. Of course, two days after I give up on writing, the muses come and bite me. They do like to mock me like that. *gets the muse beating spoon*
Thanks go out to shatterpath, who beta-ed for me.

( Morrighan )

Title: Love Toys
Author: ardvari
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sara/Sofia
Prompt: Volcano
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's notes: This is my story for the geekfiction Elements Ficathon. It's a bit early due to holidays and such but alas, here it is. Thanks to shatterpath for the beta and the title.

( Love Toys )

Title: Zero G
Author: ardvari
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sara/Sofia
Disclaimer: Nope, still can't afford them.
WARNING: CRACK!FIC
A/N: This was written after burning about 40 innocent little buns, including their plastic wrapping, in the oven. I blame this, in its entirety, on the fumes from the burning plastic. And on having been forced to watch Curling for a week straight.
Thanks: scullyseviltwin for beta-ing despite being drunk. In fact, being drunk was a desirable quality when looking for a beta for this.
Summary: Sara and Sofia find themselves somewhere different...

( Zero G )

Title: In the Dark
Author/ Artist: ardvari
Rating: M (there's some nakedness in the drawing... and the snippet)
Pairing: Elphaba/ Glinda
A/N: I caved to the muses... Yes I did. Not only did they make me redraw one of the pictures in Wicked, they also made me write. My drawing skills are a bit rusty, I gotta work on that. Plus, the scanner...*sigh* It sucketh muchly but oh well... you gotta work with what you have... Thanks to shatterpath, who beta-ed for me!

( In the Dark )

Title: War and Peace
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sara/ Sofia
Prompt: 417 Family Disturbance, #6 in chadini's weekly crime code challenge.
A/N: Unlike the original War and Peace, this is another snippet and therefore rather short in and out of comparison. Thanks again to shatterpath for the beta!

( War and Peace )

Title: The Straight Line
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sara/ Sofia
Prompt: 403 Prowler, #5 in chadini's weekly crime code challenge.
A/N: I'm catching up slowly, yay! Thanks to shatterpath for the beta! You rock!

( The Straight Line )

Title: Sizzle
Author: ardvari
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sara/ Sofia
Prompt: 411B Stolen LVPD Bait Car
A/N: Another snippet brought to you by chadini's weekly crime code prompt. I'm trying to catch up on them since I was in Boston and didn't manage to get them posted before. A big thank you to peridot_lines for the awesome beta!

( Sizzle )

Title: Bodies of Evidence
Author: ardvari
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sara/ Sofia
Prompt: Bodies of Evidence
A/N: My muses are evil and I enjoy that way more than I should. Thanks to shatterpath for the muse- stroking and the beta! I probably would have dug myself a hole and cried without your help.

( Bodies of Evidence )